whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting
i’m barely breathing
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THERE ARE STILL BOMBS IN BOSTON. any of my followers who live in boston, stay INSIDE!
there are reports of MORE BOMBS hidden in trashcans and other places, possibly not just around the marathon area!
PLEASE STAY INSIDE BOSTON RESIDENTS, WORKERS, AND STUDENTS.
do not go for a walk today, don’t go to any public place until the city has been secured!
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| When someone walks slower than me: | omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma |
| When someone walks faster than me: | jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt |
| When someone walks at the same pace as me: | who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops |
we literally may be on the verge of nuclear war and all we can do is make fun of kim jong un
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